Me: “Hey, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way up to upper management?”
You: “I don’t know, what do you call it?”
Me: "Upper Motion"
Paddy saw Murphy walking down the street holding a bag of doughnuts. Paddy asked Murphy, "If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in that bag, will you give me one?"
Murphy answered, "If you can guess how many doughnuts I have in this bag, I'll give them both to you."
Rene Descartes // Cathlin Fleming
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender asked if he wanted a glass.
Descartes responded, "I think not," and he disappeared.
Jaquelin Martinez
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
This is the funniest one so far.... // Heather Shannon
funny // jaime gutierrez
that's a very funny joke
funny // jaime gutierrez
that's a very funny joke
funny // jaime gutierrez
that's a very funny joke
Lisa Beverly
Me: “Hey, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way up to upper management?”
You: “I don’t know, what do you call it?”
Me: "Upper Motion"
joke // Teri Sanders
Paddy saw Murphy walking down the street holding a bag of doughnuts. Paddy asked Murphy, "If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in that bag, will you give me one?"
Murphy answered, "If you can guess how many doughnuts I have in this bag, I'll give them both to you."