Paddy saw Murphy walking down the street holding a bag of doughnuts.  Paddy asked Murphy, "If I can guess how many doughnuts you have in that bag, will you give me one?"

Murphy answered, "If you can guess how many doughnuts I have in this bag, I'll give them both to you."

Me:  “Hey, what do you call it when a guy in middle management moves all the way up to upper management?”
You: “I don’t know, what do you call it?”
Me: "Upper Motion"

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

that's a very funny joke

that's a very funny joke

that's a very funny joke

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.  The bartender asked if he wanted a glass.

Descartes responded, "I think not," and he disappeared.